(Choosing a pseudonym)
Not unlike that creature of mythic lore, our benefactor braved
situations in dominance that threatened his tenure on terra firma.
Spiritually akin to Presley, Phoenix adapted
"Love Me Tender" to a karaoke marriage proposal.
In public interaction, comments often
compared him to a famous Jack...
A b o u t t h e
A u t h o r
He is a husband, father, cat wrangler and
independent author, best known for a uniquely
quirky sense of humor, as most acquaintances
can attest to. His goal is to wholly exorcise
what adventurous anecdotes, fables and
fictional fantasies have been installed by life’s hardest
knocked schooling, then resided in his every moment.
Phoenix survived 9 years in the U.S. Army, 12 as a
police officer (in the Pentagon) and 17 to
an ex-spouse who inspired/inhabits quite
an assortment of characters in his yarns.
Outside of writing duties, he now resides
in Alabama, catering to spouse number two,
(who is treated like Number One), a precociously
scrappy twenty-one year old man-child and
some never satisfied cats.